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The King Sells Out!

Ed.

July 15, 2008

Is anyone else pissed about InBev buying our beloved Bud? Why are we not picketing the Pentagon, why are we not rioting in the streets, why aren’t we even bitching and complaining? Granted, I haven’t been a Bud drinker for 20 years, but damn it, the KIng is as American as apple fucking pie. Its the King […]

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Modern Man Night at Gotham Comedy Club

Ed.

May 22, 2008

Within the next week we will be announcing the date of 2nd annual Modern Man Comedy Night at Gotham Comedy Club in NYC. If you think the boys of Modern man are funny each and every week, wait until you see them on stage. Come join us as LMB Productions and the new movie […]

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The Next In Line

Matt

May 13, 2008

Cesar Romero

Jack Nicholson

Heath Ledger

WALTER PROCEK!!
http://www.modernmancomedy.com/cast

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Ultimate Wingman

Matt

April 18, 2008

Every once and a while you have to take the shit end of the stick and it was my turn. A couple nights ago my buddy and I head out to meet our friend who is with 2 ladies at the local watering hole. My buddy hooks up with one and they decide […]

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Van Horn, are you ever going to answer?

Matt

April 3, 2008

Jesus Christ Tommy Van Horn. I asked you a question a couple of months ago and you haven’t answered me yet. Now do us all a favor, pull your hands out of your pants and use them to type something!

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Joke Thieves

Matt

March 22, 2008

Well it’s all over the internet now about joke thieves from past and present. Plagiarism has been going on forever but this is the first I’ve ever heard of it being exposed and talked about so much. It’s always been a huge topic amongst comics but now the general public is starting to […]

UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Matt

March 2, 2008

I wouldn’t care if she’s 600 lbs., disabled with bed sores and stunk like a homeless man’s balls. I’ve still got to fuck her. This is the comment made by my friend after spotting his old high school girlfriend across the bar. You see, he’s upset that he never got to have sex […]

Can Someone Tell Me Why?

Matt

February 12, 2008

I just don’t get it. Friends of mine are dropping slowly and one by one into committed relationships and marriage. Why? I just don’t get it. I could understand if they were in their mid to late 30’s. Hell, in your 40’s sounds right to me…if it’s something that you’ve […]

Law, Legislation & Sex?

LMB Productions

February 8, 2008

Law, legislation and sex. We’ve turned over control of our sex lives to individuals that still can’t admit that they’ve inhaled when they were younger. Forget about the gallons of liquor they’ve consumed, they’re worried that their constituents will freak out if they got high. The best sex I’ve ever had was when I was […]

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Back From Nam

Matt

January 23, 2008

Alright, I’m back from being in Vietnam and Cambodia for 2 weeks. It was absolutely amazing. The food was great, everything is cheap and the women were beautiful. In my last post I included the “Me So Horny” scene from Full Metal Jacket when Matt Modine and his pal […]

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